Yoo-hoo.

I wasko_e_k_oek surprised to find out that most people I know are not familiar with the ‘cuckoo’ – bird. While everybody is aware of the word itself (and its negative meaning), it’s the bird’s behaviour that’s of interest: female cuckoos generally lay their egg (or eggs) in other birds’ nests. When the cuckoo youngling hatches, it kicks out the other eggs (or younglings), to make more room for itself. This can lead to weird situations, like shown in the picture above, where the ‘adopted’ parents cluelessly keep feeding the cuckoo youngling until it flies out the nest. Birds need DNA testing tools. Hey, you don’t even look like me!

Nature can be so cruel: I bet that this situation wasn’t designed to be like this.

Tomorrow, it’s Veteran’s Day, which means it’s generally a day off for the immortals among us. If you don’t have a day off, you’ll probably find out that the road is all yours. (I’m not worthy either)

Over at Mernit’s, I read that women are more likely to hide candy than men1. This had me confused for a second, until I figured out that that is exactly why English is so often misunderstood.

Cuckoo!

1 Explanation. This sentence can be literally read as:

  • Women hide candy because they feel embarrassed.
  • Women hide candy because you can’t hide men. And if you could, they wouldn’t fit in pockets anyway…

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Dover

Last Friday, attorneys of the ACLU and the Dover School board district had their closing arguments in the Kitzmiller vs. DASD case. For people not familiar with the case, it’s probably one of the more important cases in the science vs. ID battle. I wouldn’t be surprised to see more of those popping up around in Northern America.

Anyways, the ACLU (representing the suing parents) covered the trial in a blog (Speaking Freely). Their extensive trial transcripts are worth a read: that is if you’re into spotting humour in the court hall (Warning: most transcripts are in PDF format. The TalkOrigins archive has most of the transcripts in (readable) HTML format).

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Civilization 4 (VI)

I Pro_blemsthought this was pretty significant: most of the visitors finding xsamplex are looking for the Civ IV T&L problems described on this site.

It’s awfully quiet over at the Firaxis developer blog.

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Civilization 4 (V)

I have a long night programming behind me: hacking a file format of a DOS based accounting program. Fair enough: no game for me today.

I did notice that my entries here about the black tile problems get more views than normal. For the people returning:

  • Go to Worldbuilder and use reveal all tiles. Note that you’ll still have a (little) ‘dimmed’ playing field but at least you’ll be able to enjoy gameplay. Trust me: the game is worth playing, even with the playing field revealed
  • Send a scout out to the center of the world (that could have been a name of a movie…) and explore from there back to your city.

There’s another solution I’ve been charmed by: make corrections in the Python code (yes, Civ 4 uses Python!). Over at Civ Fanatics a smart member came up with the following solution:

map = CyMap()
teamID = CyGlobalContext().getPlayer(playerID).getTeam()
iH = map.getGridHeight()
iW = map.getGridWidth()

# Check if we are the first team, 
# and if so put us in the middle
if int(teamID) == 0:
    return x >= iW * .45 and x < = iW * .55 and y >= iH * .45 and y < = iH * .55

Not having time to play with the code, I briefly glanced through WorldBuilder.py files and discovered other interesting things. If I have time…. only if I had time.

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Google Video and Microsoft Live

I‘m not sure what to think of Google’s Video Search, a place where people can upload videos for everyone to see. Maybe Google is out to kill their competition: America’s Funniest Movies. At least they can afford the monthly bandwidth bill.

I almost missed Gates’ introduction of Windows Live, Microsoft’s answer to Whatever 2.0. I can’t imagine Microsoft going the Google way, just as I can’t imagine Google going the OS way. What’s the point of having another portal? How does Live fit in with Microsoft’s portals MSN or even Start.com (obviously, Live.Com is using Start.com’s code)?

Update: I’m not the only person who noticed the similarities between Start.Com and Live.com.

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Team Arrest!

Just today, Ar_rest_teamthere was an image reminded me of the mid/late Seventies train hijackings in the Netherlands (Dutch, with pictures).

The story that goes with that image, details a scare in a train between Utrecht and Amsterdam: two Muslim guys were behaving ‘suspicious’ and therefore an arrest team was called into action. Boom. Uh. False alarm.

More details actually in the Dutch news bulletins. I bet more people were pissed off because of another delay in the train schedules.

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Fill out your slogan

Almost there to ‘Friday’s Dry Humour day’. The kick-off: slogans for home-made bread:

Home-made bread: almost as good as the real stuff!

Right. Next question.

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Civilization 4 (IV)

Yesterday, I ‘har-harred’ about ‘Edelweiss’, the oh-so-pretty-sugar-song1 from ‘The Sound of Music’, which I thought I recognized in Civilization.

Guess what, it’s a music theme triggered when the player enters the ‘Industrial Age’. This had me go promptly back to Windows to find out which MP3 file was just being played. This is actually easy to find out: Check for ‘Industrial’ in the Sountrack folder. Right-click the header, and select the column ‘Last Accessed’ and there you have it.

The title of the MP3 is just about descriptive as anything, it’s called ‘Dvorak 9 2.mp3’, which is the second movement of Dvorak’s ‘From the New World’ (or “Symphony No. 9 in E Minor, Op. 95: II. Largo”). Dvorak at Wikipedia, if you feel so inclined. It’s a fitting piece for Civilization: it’d be nice if Firaxis provided complete musical data for these MP3s.

A silly aside: when entering the Modern Age, you can choose for the Civ Wonder ‘The Internet’: the programmers at Firaxis chose a highly comical icon for this wonder, referring to the inventor of the Internet. I wonder if Al Gore gave permission to use his photo.

1. I was supposed to make a remark here.

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Civilization 4 (III)

Playing the second rounds of CivIV, this time trying to stick to a religion and spread it, I ended up founding not 1, not 2, but 3 (three) religions, meaning I was generally ahead of my competitors in Warlord level [That’s medium]. Close to achieving the Diplomatic Victory, ended up (another Time victory):

  • Besides the ‘Fog of War’ bug, game play is good: my laptop is a 512 MB, Intel 82852/82855 GME card (64 MB) with a 2.4 GHz Pentium 4. Problematic is generally the endgame between 20 turns and 5 turns: I expect 1 GB will make a great difference. Turn off virus scanners for sure: I had problems installing the game with McAfee on.
  • CivIII is a joke. On warlord level, the AI is about the same strength as Civ III. However, the Diplomacy AI is stronger than I initially expected. A couple of times I was caught with my pants down when Opening borders to ‘allies’.
  • The UN features are limited. Handy to make it to Secretary-General (ban nuclear missiles is definitely the first thing you should do)
  • The music is actually great. Firaxis opted to go for recorded music from major record companies: from classical [Brahms, Bach] to modern [John Adams’ ‘The People are Heroes Now’]. 440 Meg of MP3 goodness. Hey, was that ‘Edelweiss’ I heard there? Har-Har!
    The titel song is actually great for a change. It be nice to see a credit list for the music.

Next game.

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Civilization 4 (II)

Finishing one game of Civ4, I did another try and ended up with an ‘endless’ black map. I gave up at 1200 AD: the blackness, it hurts.

What the heck: it’s a bug. Over at Apolyton some are convinced that this is a videocard issue. No, it isn’t, witness the screenshot I had posted earlier and the fact that the game I played did not end prematurely (Civ 3 generally had to tendency to ‘hang’). (Oh yeah: I won that game on points beating the Germans, who apparently all had turned to Judaism. My bunch of Atheists, however, weren’t able to sack the puny Indians.)

In the CivFanatics link above, there’s a good description what the bug exactly is and how to get around it. Next game: I’m dreaming of a clash between Taoism and Christianity.

Add 1: There’s another proof that the game was rushed out: the game comes with two disks: disk one is the install disk, disk two (presumably) is the ‘play’ disk. Guess what: to play the game you actually need disk one.

Add 2:Another weirdy: there’s a long disclaimer about the use of religion in the game’s manual. Two paragraphs, concluding with: “We mean no disrepect to anyone’s beliefs. We’re game designers, not theologians”.
Hey, did you know it’s really hard to stop religion in the game? Civ 5 should at least add the religion gene factor.

Add. 3: Re: add.2: The introduction sequence of every game details the start of life on earth according to the principle of evolution. Game rates: ESRB Everyone 10+ Violence. Watch for labels soon saying “this game is based on a theory, not a fact”.

Continues here

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Civilization 4 (I)

Mci_v_4anaged to get ‘Civilization 4’, the long expected successor of (ha, you guessed it) ‘Civilization 3’. According to EB Games, the game came just in today. Short overview:

I had a hard time at the start after installing the game: while my graphics card is obviously out of date, at the start of the game the main map was completely ‘black’. It took over 10 turns to have the map to get colours and that’s when (slowly) ‘land silhouttes’ started to become visible. It has to do with the game and apparently colours start to appear when your ‘first city’ starts to expand. Completely different than previous Civs: I almost figured it was time to find another computer to start an install (something I may consider).

The game (upto Medieval times) is good and responsive, playing with 5 AI opponents. The AI (definitely) focusses first on ‘diplomatic’ solutions. The game is reasonably fast: zooming in and out on the map goes smooth.

While I could just dive in the gameplay (experienced Civ player), I noticed that there’s a lot of ‘religion stuff’ going on in the background. In Civ 4 you can also try to spread the word of your religion, which may (or may not) be fun at the end of the game. There are several things specialized: you can for example build cattle farms, farmland, workshops, cottages and others around a city. This feels weird.

Back to the game.

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With Halloween approaching,

Tasp_iderhis Yahoo item has me thinking:

“Although Halloween has become increasingly popular across Europe — complete with carved pumpkins, witches on broomsticks, makeshift houses of horror and costumed children rushing door to door for candy — it’s begun to breed a backlash.”

So, has Halloween really become popular? And what made you guys in Europe buy into it? Was it the chocolate producers lobby?

Or was it the pumpkins (I’ve never seen pumpkins in Holland though, but I’m sure they’re around)?

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Old Tech in Science Fiction

It’sbatl_star_gal hard to make science fiction. Picture this: it’s 1980. You’re directing an episode of the Original Battlestar Galactica (which was then known as ‘Battlestar Galactica’ without the ‘Original’). Your main star is about to destroy a Cylon base. He has only 5 minutes left. Naturally, your character has to check his watch. Let that be a really advanced watch. It’s 1980: The only advanced watch is a super-cool-duper calculator watch with red leds. Well, what was cool and advanced then, looks a kind of silly in the early 21st century. Not to mention, it’s not really what one would consider a piece of high-tech.

Arthur’s Theorem: Science Fiction starts to suck when current known and existing technologies are presented as technologies that dominate the future.

Fast forward to the now-time: The current Battlestar Galactica is pretty good. I saw episode 10 and I will reveal the main story line below: (use your cursor to highlight the paragraph right below)

TO BE CONTINUED

Yeah. Really. That’s what I thought too. Luckily the show will continue January 2006. Without red-LEDded calculator watches, I presume.

Update: Just a moment, I was thinking of this scene I describe on my own blog. Not at all related, but another famous item of the 80s.

Update (12/03/05): Hughes calculater watch, that watch is apparently.

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