Red Green

While I’ve slowly mastered the humour in Canadian Air Farce (according to Citizen and Imigration Canada, it takes the average foreigner over 4 to 5 years to understand Canadian humour [more on that later, I hope]), I cannot grasp The Red Green Show‘s funnies and jokes. Let me say it like this: even Dutch jokes are funnier (Quote from Al Franken):

You can have freedom without jokes, as has been proven by the Dutch and the Swiss.

So, today I heard that today will also mark the start of the final season of the Red Green Show and for a moment I thought about Flemish fries and Dutch mayonaise.

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“We’ve got hostiles”

Playing the ‘elder’ Half-Life has some entertainment values: first of all I wasn’t that amused seeing the Steam engine installed. It crashes so once in a while too (a couple times already), plus it seems to update itself automatically to present me the latest stuff that won’t ever run on this hardware. Yeah!

Bugs too: the most annoying one is in the elevator in the ‘We’ve got hostiles’ level: this is a bug that happens so consequently that it has to be a game core bug. There are a couple of ways to get by it: the hard way or the ‘I feel lucky way’. I opted to go for the latter, which comes all back to timing: before the ‘loading’ text appears make sure you’re jumping. No joke. It works.

For the rest it’s all the same (except I can play it on high resolution now, earlier I was never able to do it this way), which means I can’t wait to play the other ones (‘Opposing forces’ [which I played before] and ‘Blue Shift’).

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Shock and awe

During Shock and Awea presidential event, an audience member goes off-script and criticizes the presidency and the administration’s policies:

What I wanted to say to you is that I — in my lifetime, I have never felt more ashamed of, nor more frightened by my leadership in Washington, including the presidency, by the Senate, and

As the picture above shows, the comments shocked (and suprised) plenty of others in the room.

1. Metafilter discussion

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Back to that BIOS

Following up on the BIOS story: Yesterday, before installing the ATI card, I went into the BIOS to disable the primary (onboard) SiS video adapter to find out that the Primary Video Card setting was already set to PCI [instead of the expected “AGP/OnBoard”]). This struck me as odd: after all the computer doesn’t have an ‘onboard PCI video adapter’ (on the SR1320NX there are three PCI slots and one is taken by the modem [hardware: imagine that!]). Naturally, after installation of the new card, Windows merrily detected that there were two available video cards.

So, this makes me conclude that BIOS and motherboard builders (this one is a Phoenix, rev. 3.04 10/19/04) have settled on the idea of having multiple graphic adapters enabled because recently all OS-es have support for the use of multiple monitors (if I’m not wrong, Windows 2000 was the first Windows OS that did this without any real problems). The only way to actually turn off the onboard adapter seems to be to touch it with my statically charged fingers. ZZzap.

Don’t you dare me.

CRAP. I FORGOT TO PUT THE CLOCKS AN HOUR AHEAD. I’M SO GOING TO BE FRIED TOAST.

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Flater

Earlier this day, a close Dutch relative (understatement) brought up the Dutch word ‘flater’, which had me confused for a couple of seconds: the actual meaning of the word (“a fiasco of gigantic proportions”, I guess you could call that an ‘overstatement’) didn’t drill down to me until I managed to get rid of the ‘inflated ball’ association my ‘English dictionary’ tried to push upon me.

I feel sorry for my relatives who may have a hard time understanding my often unintelligible pronouncement of words I used to master 6 years ago. On the other hand, why would I care if over 70 percent of Dutch people is able to speak English?

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Computer dude

Today it was Computer Dude Day. We had planned to buy a new videocard for the half so she could play her Sims 2 game, something we did indeed earlier this morning (Additionally she bought a mini Zen Nano player, which needs to be set up too, but that’s a different matter for now).

Initially, we came home with a higher-end ATI Radeon 9550 (for a price of 129.99), but I was shocked to see that ATI recommended (at least) a 300 Watt power supply on the ‘installee’. The one-year old Pressario (an SR1320NX) only has a 250 Watt power supply, which is good enough for home-office machines. I probably could have got it running on the machine, I think, but I decided not to, ran back to the store and returned with a PCI version of the Radeon 9250 (which had no specific requirements whatsoever). It’s running now but still I have not found a way to turn off the existing SiS onboard graphics adapter. There’s no BIOS setting to effectively turn it off, except for that there’s that ’64 MB shared’ setting. For now it won’t hurt and who knows if the half may need an extra monitor one day.

I also decided to treat myself on a ‘Half-Life 1 Anthology’, which sells for not 50, not 30 but 20 dollars at your local Staples store (you’ll have to look for it though). I’m sure I had a copy already somewhere: after all I played it on my old PII 233 MHz MyNote before). I’ll be back in a minute after I’ve saved Black Mesa.

1. I just discovered that installing Half-Life 1 means installing the Steam engine plus the creation of an account.
2. We’re going an hour forward tonight!
3. Continued….

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Say that again?

Reading a flyer of an unspecified company selling electronic wares like MP3 players and computer stuff I was startled by a slogan next to a picture of a DVD burner:

BURN ALL YOUR FILES!

Imagine living in the 70s and a passenger-by (or time traveller) from a not so distant future (say, the 21st century) told you to ‘burn your files’, wouldn’t you think that be a kind of obnoxious? Why would you burn paperwork, like your tax files and that?

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Static! Google and Gopher.

Recently, I’ve noticed that I’m statically charged all the time. It started a couple of months ago. It can be pretty painful too, particularly when I touch objects that, well -uh- conduct. Better stay clear from me. You too, cat. And particularly the dog.

Google’s April Fools Day joke seems to have leaked out to the public. For some kind of reason this reminded me of the first time I heard people talk enthusiastically about a search engine called Google, which I wasn’t familiar with. That was in 1999 and I think it was brought up in an Argentinian restaurant.

Which also brings me to OPML. I’ve mentioned it earlier, but I’m utterly convinced of an impending breakthrough in the Gopher protocol, a protocol that happens to be quite similar to OPML. The idea is the same: use hierarchical structures to display information:

A hierarchical arrangement of information is familiar to many users. Hierarchical directories containing items (such as documents, servers, and subdirectories) are widely used in electronic bulletin boards and other campus-wide information systems.

I always thought ‘Gopher’ was an unfortunate name for an Internet protocol: I propose to rename it to something like GOPML.

1. Interesting to see how data is exchanged in the Gopher protocol. It’s all ASCII BASED !!!!. No seriously. In about 10 years, someone will reinvent the ASCII numbering system and call it OPHELL.
2. I claim my couple of seconds of fame when I heard my name mentioned in a podcast an audio recording. I told you I’d be famous one day. Luckily nobody knows that I’m only pretending to be the proprietor of this site. Have a safe April Fools Day.
3. Now in your browser: Gopher support!. Yes you there in the corner, you can now bring out those gopher servers!

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Solar eclipse

Portions A view from Earth and a view from Spaceof Africa, Europe and Asia enjoyed a (partial/whole) solar eclipse today, and Space.com has the pictures. From that same page, a spectacular picture what a solar eclipse looks like from the great void (original pictures over at NASA).

I find it fascinating to know that thanks to space exploration we’re able to see, understand and explain what exactly a solar eclipse is. Over two thousand years ago (which is not long ago, if you put that on an evolutionary timescale), people asserted divine powers to these astronomical events.

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Gratitude

Via Blake Ross’, I read that we should thank Microsoft for its monopolistic behaviour. After all:

…and for all those who lament the pre-inclusion of Internet Explorer, it’s worth noting that if IE WASN’T pre-installed, most people wouldn’t be able to download all that IM, media playing, or even alternative browsers such as Firefox. In other words, if IE wasn’t pre-included with Windows, the market for software – including open source software targeted at desktop computers – might actually shrink. Talk about sucking the air out of a market.

When I first heard about ‘these internets’, I’m pretty sure the very first browser I got (Mosaic) was downloaded from an FTP site and then, put on a 1.44 MB 3 1/4″ disk for me. No Internet Explorer was required: after all a web browser was (and still should be) a stand-alone application. It’s exactly the integration of IE into Windows 98 that got (and keeps getting) Microsoft in antitrust troubles.

However, there’s no doubt in my mind that Microsoft played a crucial part (as in targeting the consumer and the desktop) in the evolution of ‘information technology’. But that is a different question.

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Pirates!

For a couple of months, an ad for ‘Sid Meier’s Pirates!’ has been laying on my table. It’s actually the backcover of the manual for Civilization 4 (category), but nonetheless, an ad it is, showing a couple of screenshots with (only) the following catch phrases:

1. Engage in fierce naval battles
2. Plunder French ports.

Apparently, if you don’t like the French, ‘Pirates’ is the game for you.

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Bloody huh

While ‘Doom 3’ (XBOX)AYYYYYYYAYYA is absolutely a great game from a graphical point of view, I have plenty of criticism on the gameflow, or rather, the single-mindedness of it: “KILL-YAAAAAARGHH”. There are situations where I had the impression that the programmers intentionally decided to spawn a million of spiders just to annoy the hell out of the gamer. I have no problems with that: I’m used to it. If you’ve never played Quake on a LAN and you can’t stand losing too many times, then I’m sure ‘Doom 3’ wouldn’t be for you.

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The Lion sleeps

Earlier on the news, I heard that the family of the original writer of the song ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ have won the (6 year) battle to regain the copyrights of that song. This struck me as good news, or maybe I should say, good for the family. It’s unknown how many millions will go to the family, but looking at this list of covers, it might be quite a bit. The PBS showed (and produced) a documentary about the story, and (of course) Wikipedia has some other interesting facts.

Completely not related: Solomon Linda in his younger years does look a bit like Wil Smith, doesn’t he?

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