The last question for today: ‘Are Crystal and Joyce twins?’.
I’m pretty sure you weren’t joking when you typed that question into Google, and since I treat all your questions with the same logic I apply to programming projects, here’s my answer:
I honestly don’t know. I don’t know either person. If you’re too shy to ask them, here’s a hint: twins are generally evil. They don’t care if somebody asks them if they’re twins: they plainly get tired of answering the same question over and over. However, twins respond quite well to surreal humour, after all, it’s a surreal accident that put them in the situation of being twins1. I bet if you ask them if they’re triplets, they’ll laugh and admit that they’re actually twins2.
As a sidenote: most likely you ended up on this page if you searched for the above words.
1 Note: twins generally don’t come with a warranty, so you can’t trade them for other kids.
2 I have this theory that kids (nowadays) are actually all made in China: they last less longer during schooldays and above all, they literally look so mass produced that I can’t tell them apart. They all look the same! Back in the 70s, at least kids were home-made. Uh. So they say. And in the 50s, kids were made by storks. If you were born in the 60s, well, you’re out of luck: you probably came from outer-space.