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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.

This fragment has been taken from my LiveJournal after I found the third earwig on the cupboard in the kitchen. PG 14+.

May there be peace in the Wonder Regions; may there be peace in its articles; may there be peace in its threads; may there be peace within all its buters; may the professor lecture peacefully, may the rose grow peacefully, … Continue reading →

Blessed Information Highway, alive and at large in this world, Help me to follow-up and retrieve my mail today, even while I’m on IRC to conversate,    to meet people,    spend time,    and make love. Take me as a dynamic user … Continue reading →

Almighty News, source of information, we have deviated from you and the subject in words and threads and mail. through negligence, through weakness, through our own deliberate tests. We are truly sorry and repent all our scams. For the sake … Continue reading →

In the beginning there was News, Today is News, Tomorrow will be News, Who can make an image of News? He has a body. He has a head. He has an ID and a subject. I’ll draw you some News! … Continue reading →

Blessed be you, newsgroup, threads and articles: you who yield only to crosspostings, you who force us to make news if we would read Blessed be you, newbie, spammer and schemer, you who unless we fence around, will devour us. … Continue reading →