Delicious Monster

Back when I was younger (weren’t we all?), I religiously followed every single little issue of a Dutch music magazine called Oor. Around 1993, it briefly discussed an album of Delicious Monster (‘Joie de Vivre’), a British band with an unknown lead singer, Rachel Mayfield.

A couple of months ago, Alfons was able to wire some of my musical collection (rumours has it that in the heydays of my Twenties my music collection spanned 200 CDs) in MP3 format: one of them was (naturally) Delicious Monster’s debut album. The music and songs of that CD are so-so: however, no matter how you turn it, Rachel Mayfield’s voice is amazingly brilliant and clear. In ‘In You – In Me’ (a typical ‘dilly-dally-lilly-lala’ song), it’s her voice that carries the song and everytime I hear that particular portion (MP3) of the song I wished she had a better (and more appropriate) songwriter. It could have been a darker song instead of the typical teenage-uh-uh song.

Once again, don’t bother looking for her name around. After the one-album stint with Delicious Monster, Ms. Mayfield disappeared for two years, to come up with an unknown solo-album (per 04/22/07: Defunct!). Blame Amsterdam. Her name sometimes dives up in combination with bands called ‘Gallon Drunk’ and ‘Ezio’ and yes, there’s an old promotional website, which can now only be seen with the help of the brilliant engineers at The Internet Wayback Machine.

What a sin.

04/22/07: I just discovered that ms. Mayfield now has her own website and MySpace pages. You go girl.

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Truth, Justice and whichever Way you want it

Via SuperUNManAccordeon Guy, a link to the Indian Superman, apparently not sanctioned by the official copyright and trademark holders.

The Indian movie doesn’t particularly impress or something, nor do I think it’s particularly funny. Most likely, the (typical) Indian jokes are beyond me: Maybe Indian people have something with big ladies and planes. The movie also enforces the stereotype that only women travel by plane because, well, if the plane is hijacked do you think men would scream? Compare that with our Western viewpoint, where Superman is always a cute guy who gets the cute girls. Naturally he only fights for Truth, Justice and The American Way. Uh, Oh. Slippery Slope Ahead.

We can always provide safe haven to the Superhero from Canadakryptonite. However, we definitely don’t want him to interfere in our Middle East mission. We have Spider-Man for that. And Superman was Jewish, anyways.

Maybe we should get rid of the American Way part in Superman’s slogan. I’d like to see the UN more involved in this Superman business: Truth, Justice and The United Way. Uh, make that Truth, Justice and Whichever Way. The Super-UN-man.

Update: Writing about superman makes me hungry. This Superman needs some more chocolate sandwiches.

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A new computer…

brings recreating test environments, setting up compilers, ODBC links, reinstall of the patch-generator (my own, based on NSIS, which I highly recommend) and particularly, checking out modules, source code and making sure that all the source directories in CVS are actually up-to-date.

Setting up the development environment wasn’t the hardest part: making sure that the Postgres server home normally restarted was harder. I wonder if I missed out on an apt-update bug once again.

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The turbo button that wasn’t

Our Mini-Ren-Sha Turbofirst computer was an MSX-2 computer. At that time hobby computers were highly popular and in the computer market then, these MSX computers heavily competed with other computers like the Atari 520/1040 and the Amiga 500/1000. At a certain time, the MSX-2 standard lost its appeal: A major software producer dropped its support for the MSX, to focus on another emerging computer technology. Other US and European companies quickly followed suit, eventually drying out support for a new MSX standard that was going to be built around a new processor, the Z-800.

In the mean time, Japanese companies came up with an interim solution: A new MSX computer with a better graphics processor and a half-way-in-between better processor than the one that originally drove the computer. The new standard? It was half-heartedly called the MSX-2+.

At that stage, we (Alfons and I) lost interest in the MSX computers: many rumours were spread about the capabilities of this new MSX computer, particularly focussing on something shown on a picture of an early (demo) model: the words Ren-Sha Turbo. Rumour has it that it was a processor speed switch. The first ever. Ever. Ever?

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The word is:

Reading my last entry, I suddenly got a laughter-attack. Hype and ‘techno-mumble-jumble’ remind me of two words:

Ren-Sha Turbo

If you don’t know what that means, don’t bother right now: put it aside. Here’s a hint: it has to do with speed, but not with a processor. And it was hyped too, back in those days, hence we broke out in Homerica laughter after we (I always talk in plural, because I’m a half of a twin) found out what it actually was all about.

If you don’t mind, I’m going to Ren-Sha Turbo back to the livingroom and watch another installment of the Amazing Race.

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I beg you pardon?

Without going to deep into the specific “B-Wars”1 (‘My Database Is Bigger/Better/Br0ken than yours’), Postgres-mailing-list readers already know that this Microsoft guy is blurting out hype as usual. (Now On Slashdot):

  “What’s interesting is that PostgreSQL is already working on some of
these things. Of note, there’s a patch to allow sequential scans to ‘piggyback’ on top of other sequential scans. See the quote “For petabyte-scale databases, the only solution may be to run continuous data scans, with queries piggybacked on top of the scans.” on page 4. There’s also been discussion about how to more intelligently cost UDF’s, something also mentioned on page 4.”

Or rather more precise, as another contributor jokingly adds:

w/o reading the URL docs, it sounds suspiciously like ‘tagged command queueing’ for sequential scans. (pause for comedic effect)
I wonder what the best way to spend $7K for performance improvement might be?

Exactly. Oh, from the same list the following signature, which is quite funny. I only read the mailinglist because of the great articles:

Windows: “Where do you want to go today?”
Linux: “Where do you want to go tomorrow?”
FreeBSD: “Are you guys coming, or what?”

1Hereby I, Arthur, claim to have invented the word ‘B-Wars’, which refers to the typical Bigger/Better/Broken arguments between geeks2.

2I’m not a geek: I’m a programmer.

Update 05/07/05: I see that the HTML Sup is broken in Internet Explorer.

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Frozen Sarge

Ldebian logoet it be known: Sarge is frozen. Everybody’s favourite unstable (or rather testing) Debian is apparently slated to be officially released soon now. Or as the releasemanager says (and I quote):

 “Anthony Towns has committed a minor change to the britney script which manages updates of packages to testing, and as a result packages are no longer being accepted into testing without hand-approval by a member of the release team.”

Uh, whatever: at least, I’ll be carefully apt-getting the next couple of weeks.

Can somebody please get rid of apache user www-data? This is particularly annoying when using Postgres. Thank you.

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Importing old data

Alfons managed to export existing WordPress data, which I imported over here this very morning.

What I basically did was updating (update set…. wp_posts/post2cat etc.) the IDs of posts and post2cat tables with the latest known entry of the dyndns site (select max(id) from wp_posts) and add this number to the IDs of the entries in the hoogervorst.ca database. Then I dumped the hoogervorst.ca database and copied the data from the dyndns site into this dump. That’s it.

I ran into a one minor problem: a dreaded 1064 MySQL error, which I traced back to non-well formed dumps generated by phpMySQLadmin (which more or less has to do with the php_magic_quotes setting): these dumps did not escape characters correctly. I jumped back to plan B (let mysqldump do the dumping), scp-ed it to the laptop, ran the tests and script on an exact copy of this site on Elsie (The Debian serve). I saw it was good and ultimately ran it in a Dreamhost SSH session.

As said, nothing really hard: it’s fun to do it in MySQL, instead of the usual Postgres affairs I do as part of my daily job.

Update 1: Most images should be accessible once again. Also, I did not merge the latest ‘Elsewhere’ links.

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Why-O-why?

Why would my network connection drop (literally the hardware) when I do a simple tracert on my Windows b0xen?

I presume the problem may lay in the router or the cable modem. I have to try it on my Linux server later this afternoon.

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Walk the Dutch talk

A couple of sidenotes on the Veterans hospital visit, earlier today. While I’m not-so obviously Dutch, events where Dutch people appear always put me in a ‘cautious’ mode. For example, for me it was easier to talk to Canadians than actually walking up to a fellow citizen and throw out a typical blunt joke. With the years I’ve been living here, for example, going back to Holland brought up conflicting emotions: of course I was happy to set afoot on the soil I used to live on. How happy I was, to be back in Nova Scotia. ‘Welcome back home’, as a Customs officer once said, last year.

While I was living here, I never considered meeting up with fellow Dutch people, living around town. I’m sure there is a Dutch-Canadian society meetup somewhere. However, at that time, thinking as a Dutchman to the letter so once in a while, I considered meeting up with fellow citizens would hurt my process of integration. I’ll tell you this: I could not have done (or adapted to) the regular stuff people do, like groceries or ordering food in a restaurant at that, if I had been too involved in ‘keeping up the Dutch stuff’. I owe my wife and her mom a lot: sometimes I just needed that push. It was hard, but we did it.

Only after 2002, I came a bit aware of the Dutch people around me, with as highlight (thanks to a Dutch-Canadian from town) a personal one on one conversation with the Dutch ambassador who thought it was silly I had a hard time to speak in Dutch with him. With the years, my Dutch has gone downhill. I particularly noticed this, when I tried to keep up a conversation with the newly immigrants from Holland, yesterday: a of stuttering Dutch and fluid English (mine) vs. muttering (careful selected) English and fluid Dutch (theirs).

My advice to any immigrant is, while savouring your backgrounds is probably understandably, since you immigrated, you might just as well focus on making yourself comfortable with your newly adopted country’s culture and learn about the regular chores Canadians have and do. Stay clear as much as you can from fellow-citizens: you’ll end up disappointing yourself if you keep comparing differences between two cultures: the one you supposed to give up and the one you’re about to lose grip on.

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Veterans Halifax

We (wife and Veterans\' hospitalme) managed to get to the Veterans’ hospital in Halifax in time, despite of the poor weather conditions: it was pouring rain and visibility was pretty poor.

Upon arrival, The Honourary Consul (Peter McCreath) introduced the chairman of a Dutch association of immigrants, a man who survived the war and eventually decided to move to Canada. There was a speech from a diplomat of the Consulate of Montreal, however, I didn’t recognize him. His acccent was pretty heavy though, and his (improvised?) speech was a mix of English, Dutch and French words. Oh: there was the singing of three national anthems (note: I only remember the first verse of the Dutch national anthem).

After the official ceremony, I had a brief chat with the Honourary Consul about the last encounters (re: my emergency passport, last year), we exchanged commentary on the latest political spats regarding the celebrations and his touring around in Nova Scotia the next coming days. I found out that the Consul had a good beer taste too: he remembered my place of birth and noted that the great Grolsch beer is brewed in that city.

There was a brief conversation with a just-immigrated Dutch couple too, who I (naturally) wished good luck with their recently acquired Permanent Resident status and new life on the American continent.

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Look! A DVR!

Via Slashdot, an article about making a homebrew DVR. However, I’m not impressed: you don’t need a Windows computer, commercial PC DVR software, commercial DVD player software or even Cygwin to make such a thing.

I mean, Cygwin to run an FTP and SSH server? Sure it’s possible, but why waste your time to get it running if you can do the same by wiping out your harddrive and install any Linux version?

Add: good points raised by Slashdotters that it might be cheaper to buy a commercial DVR (set-top) player

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WordPress and that

While rescuing and rebuilding xsamplex here on hoogervorst.ca, I pondered switching to a different weblog engine. I was prepared to start completely from scratch, discarding any result any searchengine would return when people look for existing entries previously found on Alfons’ Doubtful. After all, I figured, there are more important matters than maintaining ‘google-juice’ or ‘link-credit’. Like getting a life, for example.

So, while I was checking out the main systempages of WordPress this morning, checking out the code and inner workings, I wondered why I didn’t go with another engine, like NucleusCMS. WordPress? It’s Code-mess. It’s one giant step in the wrong direction particularly concerning efficiency.

There’s more to that, and that’s the fable that generating pages on the fly is more efficient than providing static pages. It isn’t. No matter what people argue, it isn’t. Think of it what happens when you press the refresh on this page: 6-10 separate queries are executed and then returned to PHP. Each time.

Here’s the hint: if those 6 or 10 queries could be put in one separate query, how many connections do we need to open? If all those 6-10 separate queries were indeed using one connection, how much time would we save if we had our database carefully designed?

No wonder people end up with bandwidth problems.

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