Kill All Laptops

Just brilliant. The Zotob worm is around and (naturally) virus companies are warning that (especially) Windows 2000 users should start to download the latest patches (that’s a ‘Lazy man’s link to Google News there). CNN’s got the news (too), with the memorable line:

   Typically, the virus enters a system via a laptop connected to unsecured networks, Ullrich said. “This laptop will infect your systems from the inside.”

Note that the worm is affecting any computer that uses the Windows PnP service. But hey, to keep up with the impression the experts try to convey to us: I bet, that your laptop is more evil than mine. Neener-neener.

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Find me!

Via Metafilter (this thread) Find me! an amazing picture (actually an artist rendering) of the Milky Way after a survey of the stars in our system showed that it has a bar in the center. Even more goodies over in that same thread. And Wikipedia too!

Think of it: a system as big as the Milky Way (with trillions of stars) and there are still millions (nee: billions) of other systems around. If there was an Intelligent Designer, he must have been pretty busy designing stars.

To see the giant map in full glory, you must go to the university’s site itself (see their ‘photo use’ disclaimer.

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Happy VJ day

Happy VJ day. Right. Since I’m actually writing this on the late evening of August the 14th, by now, you’ve should have noticed the many news items on your local news. If there weren’t too many items, it wouldn’t surprise me, honestly.

Since I’m not like others hammering about the war crimes committed by Japanese Imperial forces during the Second World War, here’s a weird coincidence to think of: today would have also marked my mother’s birthday. If I’m not wrong, when the war ended, she would have been six years old. I bet, she may have remembered that day as many of the other former Dutch East-Indies prisoners did: it marked the start of another violent period, the Bersiap.

Happy birthday, wherever you are.

Update (08/16/05): Noted, that Canadian and British news sources paid more attention to VJ day than Dutch news sources.

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Where’s the referee?

While playing a game of FIFA Soccer, yesterday, I started to notice that I missed something. It took me a couple of minutes to figure out what I was missing: A referee.

Yes. I’ve been playing the game for the longest time and I finally noticed it. I bet even the ‘professional’ game reviewers haven’t noticed the lack of authority on the game’s soccer field. Sure, the cut-scenes do prominently feature a referee, it’s weird to only see 22 players on the field.

Adding an extra running referee in the game wouldn’t take that much process power, no?

Not related: Hey, somebody over at Microsoft. Your update is broken here. It keeps bothering me for updates for Office products I DIDN’T INSTALL (they came with the laptop, and uninstalling them has frequently failed). So I’m stuck with a product beyond its 30 day evalution grace period, that is now selected by the Autoupdate to be updated. Yeah. Thanks for the fish.

Almost related: After quickly glancing over the access.log in my log folder at Dreamhost, I start to become convinced that the Search Engine war is actually happening in my backyard. Most of the referrers are from the three major search engines: Yahoo (Slurp), Google (googlebot) and Microsoft (msnbot). Google appears to be winning today.

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Euros galore

The other day, I was mesmerizing about last year’s trip to the Netherlands. Of that trip, one of the things that amazed me was the fact that we did not have to worry about exchanging all our valuable Canadian bucks into all those different European coins. Despite the problems most Europeans still have because of the devaluation of their previous currencies (Guilders/Marks etc) making life out there pretty expensive, as a tourist myself, I thought it was a blessing for once not to worry about the different coins and banknotes. A German Euro is just the same as a Dutch Euro.

As we wandered from Germany back to Holland (and vice versa), our collection of coins slowly expanded into a mix of German, Dutch, Belgium and France Euros. Which brings me to the Dutch site Eurodiffusie, a site that tries to keep track of the percentages of (different/country) coins European citizens may (or may not) have in their pockets. Browsing throught the country results, one could almost make up the reasons why Belgian citizens would have an equal amount of Dutch/French and German coins. Or that the Dutch are pretty much obsessed with Germans. And the Germans? They’re just like what people generally think of Germans.

Mind you, I said I was making up the reasons of the coin distribution. Looking at the statistical data (the number of volunteers working together), I noticed that there aren’t too many German respondents.

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Tech-uh-no-logy

Earlier this month, I was looking at the V-Tech i5871. I was amazed about the fact that this was a home phone center where all its handsets have a colour display. Add to that downloadable jingles and backgrounds apparently. I remember going over it and looking for any USB slots, which I (vividly and much to my disappointment) remember not seeing. Anyways, it appears that the device provides linkup via USB. Besides wondering what the ‘motherstation’ might be running (OS-wise), I bet it wouldn’t be too hard to make a Linux-based system that supports exactly the same as the above mentioned phone system.

Over at Burningbird a post about algorithms, which is too long to summarize in a couple of lines. Shelley discusses how one can dissect a simple calculation in a decimal system. If you’ve calculated in other systems (binary, hexadecimal or octal), you will be aware of the fact that our holy decimal system is based on the number of our fingers. The world would have been a different world, if we had only two fingers (link to math. question how CPUs add numbers).

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What huh?

My only source of Dutch news, nu.nl, is to my surprise powered by MMBase. Apparently it’s an Open Source CMS, written in Java.

I would have never noticed it if I hadn’t clicked on that link underneath nu.nl’s homepage. Not that I’d be downloading it right now: I’m pretty sure I would be spending too much time to get a Java application running on my server at home. If you’re familiar with MMBase: screenshots would be nice.

As for nu.nl: It’s currently the only (Dutch) source that does not require me to log-in to read an article. I hope they keep it that way.

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Spoolsv.exe

InterestingSpooler: earlier this afternoon, the firewall notified that spoolsv.exe wanted to have access to the Internet. While allowing it, I came to wonder why it actually wanted to do that. Or actually, since when it wanted to go online.

A search (using my homebrewn fandro) for the executable showed (and revealed) something interesting: it was actually last modified a couple of days ago. Bell ringing yet? No? Now it should.

Next question is: why would a spooler (think printing) want to access the Internet?

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He-at spell

I‘m glad my dad left 2 weeks ago: we’re in the middle of a heat spell, with temperatures way over the 25 degrees and humidity so high, that even the dog has given up trying to follow us around the house. A bit cooler weather would be nice, yes. It’s almost mid-August, you know: bring those hurricanes on!

Earlier this week, we received a card from a younger niece. I’m pretty sure she probably reads this too, so from here, our thanks for sending us the cute card. While my wife has a hard time understanding written Dutch language, it was much appreciated.

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computerlogisms

Pondering about great contributions I could have on the English language from a technical point of view I came up with the following neologisms that may or may not hit your English Dictionary within 10 years:

  • “The Internet is getting pretty hot”: the AC/DC adapter is getting really warm. Originates from the early 21st century when routers, hubs and other networking devices became mainstream.
  • “Blue or Black?”: Compare with ‘Heads or Tails’. See also: ‘Which colour networking cable are you?’, an Internet meme that brought Slashdot to its knees. The Self-Slashdotting event of Slashdot, eventually resulted in the demise and fall of the number of blogs on the Internet.
  • “I see sharp”: Generally followed with laughter. Rumour has it that ‘see sharp’ actually stands for C#, Microsoft’s programming language that formed the foundation of the current (UN adopted) Microsoft Strawberry Shortcake Operating System
  • “I’m on Block 10.”: Indicates that the person is trying to get his work done. Preferably on his own. (see also, ‘Have you been netmasking lately?’)
  • “I’ve got super-cow powers”: Compare with ‘I had a pretty good day’. Generally answered by the crowd with a whopping ‘moo-moo’ sound.
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Which twin are you?

With much amazement I’ve been following the trails of the ‘Bloggertwins’, Cameron ‘CamWorld’ Barrett and Damian ‘Mr. Barrett’ Barrett. Apparently, they’re so crazy of the ‘Amazing Race’ that they launched their Bloggertwins blog to get the attention of the producers of that show with the help of the citizens of Pajamastan.

Hey, I watched their video too, which I thought was so full of cliches (presented as humour) about twins that I almost broke my teeth. Twins are not funny: repeat after me, we’re not funny. Twins are evil. And no, I never tried to pretend I was Alfons, because it wasn’t funny. It actually never occured to either one of us: it was always our classmates suggesting that swapping identity might be fun! Ha-ha-har. Not funny.

Think of this: Evil twins running the Amazing Race. Wouldn’t that be more fun?

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War. War. War.

I did not forget about the 60th anniversary of the dropping of the nuclear bomb over the Japanese city of Hiroshima. There’s plenty of comments about it, in the so-called websphere. Right? Wrong? I personally don’t care and just like Alfons, I have mixed feelings about this whole anniversary, because of the fact that our parents survived the war because of a sudden capitulation of the Japanese Emperial Forces after the bombing of those cities (As most Japanese campsurvivors [and next of kin of them] know, the problems were actually just about to start after that, but that’s another sad story). On the other hand, the loss of life at such a massive (and sudden) scale is truly a sad chapter in the history of mankind.

An interesting detail is that, when asking my dad if he ever hated the Japanese, he replied that that was actually a ridiculous thought:

‘Why bother hating others for things that were done by the Imperial forces? It’s only sad to hear that not everybody in Japan has learnt or been taught about what they did to us. The bombs didn’t make everything even nor set things right: it just made it clear that this was all so senseless, particularly when you’re a kid’

And those words, make all the discussions about the bombs look pretty sad, how well-meant they are: how many soldiers would have died vs. the death of innocent lifes isn’t just a ‘formula’ where you strike out the sum on both sides of the equation sign. At the end, what counts is that both my parents (and others, fellow-Dutch, Japanese and Koreans) made it.

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Palpatine

Trying to find references between the Pope and Darth Vader on Wikipedia, I ended up at this entry on Palpatine.

Seizing his former master from behind, Anakin used his last ounce of strength to cast the Emperor into the Death Star’s massive reactor shaft, killing him in a blaze of energy that engulfed the surrounding area.

They made a movie out of this, no?

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