{"id":94,"date":"2005-05-03T21:10:32","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T00:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=94"},"modified":"2005-05-07T19:41:30","modified_gmt":"2005-05-07T22:41:30","slug":"i-beg-you-pardon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"I beg you pardon?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">W<\/span>ithout going to deep into the specific &#8220;B-Wars&#8221;<sup>1<\/sup> (&#8216;My Database Is Bigger\/Better\/Br0ken than yours&#8217;), Postgres-mailing-list readers already know that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acmqueue.org\/modules.php?name=Content&#038;pa=showpage&#038;pid=293\">this <em>Microsoft guy<\/em> is blurting out hype as usual<\/a>. (<a href=\"http:\/\/it.slashdot.org\/it\/05\/05\/02\/1944248.shtml?tid=221&#038;tid=198&#038;tid=8\">Now On Slashdot<\/a>):\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;What&#8217;s interesting is that PostgreSQL is already working on some of<br \/>\nthese things. Of note, there&#8217;s a patch to allow sequential scans to &#8216;piggyback&#8217; on top of other sequential scans. See the quote &#8220;For petabyte-scale databases, the only solution may be to run continuous data scans, with queries piggybacked on top of the scans.&#8221; on page 4. There&#8217;s also been discussion about how to more intelligently cost UDF&#8217;s, something also mentioned on page 4.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>Or rather more precise, as another contributor jokingly adds:<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">w\/o reading the URL docs, it sounds suspiciously like &#8216;tagged command queueing&#8217; for sequential scans. (pause for comedic effect)<br \/>\nI wonder what the best way to spend $7K for performance improvement might be?\n<\/p>\n<p>Exactly. Oh, from the same list the following signature, which is quite funny. I only read the mailinglist because of the great articles:\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\"><strong>Windows:<\/strong> &#8220;Where do you want to go today?&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Linux: <\/strong>&#8220;Where do you want to go tomorrow?&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>FreeBSD:<\/strong> &#8220;Are you guys coming, or what?&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p><small><sup>1<\/sup>Hereby I,  Arthur, claim to have invented the word &#8216;B-Wars&#8217;, which refers to the typical Bigger\/Better\/Broken arguments between geeks<sup>2<\/sup>.<\/small>\n<\/p>\n<p><small><\/small><small><sup>2<\/sup>I&#8217;m not a geek: I&#8217;m a programmer.<\/small>\n<\/p>\n<p><small>Update 05\/07\/05: I see that the HTML Sup is broken in Internet Explorer.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Without going to deep into the specific &#8220;B-Wars&#8221;1 (&#8216;My Database Is Bigger\/Better\/Br0ken than yours&#8217;), Postgres-mailing-list readers already know that this Microsoft guy is blurting out hype as usual. (Now On Slashdot): &nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;What&#8217;s interesting is that PostgreSQL is already working on &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=94\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}