{"id":900,"date":"2006-01-22T20:46:10","date_gmt":"2006-01-23T00:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=900"},"modified":"2006-01-22T20:46:10","modified_gmt":"2006-01-23T00:46:10","slug":"cellphone-and-polling-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=900","title":{"rendered":"Cellphone and polling madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">B<\/span>e<a id=\"p899\" rel=\"attachment\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?attachment_id=899\" title=\"A Cellphone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/cellphone.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"A Cellphone\" \/><\/a>cause I&#8217;m bored with anything today, here a magnificent (unresized) scan of my cellphone.\n<\/p>\n<p>Earlier there was a program on TV, where Canadian <em>famers<\/em> provided tips how you as a Canadian, should vote. We at xsamplex, would like to add the following tips for people who go to the voting booth. Some of them are obvious:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re left-handed, ask for a left-handed pencil (pen or marker).\n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t ask for a pair of scissors.\n<\/li>\n<li>Have a bath before you vote.\n<\/li>\n<li>At the moment of voting, please turn off your cellphone.\n<\/li>\n<li>Leave the TV off.\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For the extra nervous around us: don&#8217;t worry. Life will continue after Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;m bored with anything today, here a magnificent (unresized) scan of my cellphone. Earlier there was a program on TV, where Canadian famers provided tips how you as a Canadian, should vote. We at xsamplex, would like to add &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=900\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}