{"id":844,"date":"2005-12-13T20:32:16","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T00:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=844"},"modified":"2005-12-13T20:37:26","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T00:37:26","slug":"winters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=844","title":{"rendered":"Winters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">G<\/span>ive it up already! Snowstorm #2 is hitting us tonight and tomorrow morning, with once again,  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca\/warnings\/report_e.html?ns11\">20cms and higher<\/a>. Watch! Me! Shovel! Snow! Blech. I&#8217;d be a millionaire for every inch of snow I moved.\n<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, I noticed a couple of disturbing patterns re: snowstorms:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Snowstorms only happen at night! That&#8217;s because you can&#8217;t really see snowflakes during the day. They&#8217;re really vain you know.\n<\/li>\n<li>Big movies always premiere on snowstorm days. That&#8217;s because when it&#8217;s storming nobody really wants to be stuck at home. And movie companies know this.\n<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a linear relationship between the amount of snow and the physical location of a body we (here) name A. When A moves northward, there&#8217;s less snow to be detected. When A stays around the same area (Snow<sub>&Delta;&nu;&harr;&infin;<\/sub>), snow appears to stick around too.<\/li>\n<li>When my brother sends highly descriptive messages with subjects like &#8216;Yo&#8217; or &#8216;Re: Yo&#8217;, it is more likely that we get huge amounts of snow.\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m still working on the right formula for the best approach to shovel and move huge amounts of snow. I keep you posted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Give it up already! Snowstorm #2 is hitting us tonight and tomorrow morning, with once again, 20cms and higher. Watch! Me! Shovel! Snow! Blech. I&#8217;d be a millionaire for every inch of snow I moved. Incidentally, I noticed a couple &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=844\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}