{"id":791,"date":"2005-10-22T09:55:23","date_gmt":"2005-10-22T12:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=791"},"modified":"2005-10-22T09:59:07","modified_gmt":"2005-10-22T12:59:07","slug":"the-office-of-fitzgerald-website","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=791","title":{"rendered":"The office of Fitzgerald website"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">T<\/span>he most <a href=\".\/wp-content\/weareunderconstruction.jpg\" alt='con_struc_tion'><img src='.\/wp-content\/thumb-weareunderconstruction.jpg' alt='con_struc_tion' class=\"alignright\" \/><\/a>anticipated website is coming from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usdoj.gov\/usao\/iln\/osc\/index.html\">Office of The Special Council Fitzgerald<\/a>. If you haven&#8217;t heard of the name Fitzgerald yet, you must have been living in a different shadow world. Or maybe you just <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Plame_scandal_timeline\">don&#8217;t read the Internet<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>It wouldn&#8217;t surprise me if the site gets so many visitors that the US gov. may not be able to pay the bandwidth bill next week. I suggest the following changes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Use &#8216;Under construction&#8217; symbols, so we readers know something is happening.\n<\/li>\n<li>Use a Java scroller (or marquee) that tells that your site is coming up REALLY soon. These Java applets &#8216;Run Anywhere AnyTime&#8217; and are the future of interactive Internet.\n<\/li>\n<li>Use the font HTML tag appropriately. Use the colour red to attract people&#8217;s attention. Use BOLD frequently.\n<\/li>\n<li>Always support the most used web browser, Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer comes with your operating system Microsoft Windows <em>for free<\/em>. Netscape doesn&#8217;t work all the time anyways and it&#8217;s not FREE.\n<\/li>\n<li>Use a professional HTML editor to make your webpage. Only amateurs use &#8216;notepad&#8217; or &#8216;vi&#8217;.\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Good luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most anticipated website is coming from the Office of The Special Council Fitzgerald. If you haven&#8217;t heard of the name Fitzgerald yet, you must have been living in a different shadow world. Or maybe you just don&#8217;t read the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=791\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}