{"id":712,"date":"2005-08-20T15:34:05","date_gmt":"2005-08-20T18:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=712"},"modified":"2005-08-20T15:35:28","modified_gmt":"2005-08-20T18:35:28","slug":"su-per-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=712","title":{"rendered":"Su-per-man"},"content":{"rendered":"

B<\/span>eing part of a twin is the greatest coincidental<\/em> curse one has to live with. The best part is to make two-liner jokes about it:\n<\/p>\n

– “So you guys are twins?”
\n“Eh, no, actually, I was there first, that was until I noticed that he was there too”.\n<\/p>\n

– “So are you twins or what?”
\n“I was actually looking for my triplet brother”.\n<\/p>\n

– “So who is better in math, you or him?”
\n“We’re both as fast”\n<\/p>\n

– “Twins huh. You look smaller though.”
\n“Yes, that’s because he pushed me out before it was actually my time.”\n<\/p>\n

– “Twins huh. You look smaller though.”
\n“That’s because he stole my food when we were inside”.\n<\/p>\n

– “You don’t look like twins!”
\n“What would you look like if you were put in solitary confinement with somebody else for 8 months?”\n<\/p>\n

– “Are you the oldest one?”
\n“No, my sister is”\n<\/p>\n

– “Where is your brother?”
\n“Am I my brother’s keeper?”\n<\/p>\n

– “You should switch seats and see what the teacher thinks!”
\n“Brilliant idea! Do we have to wear the same clothes too then?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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