{"id":617,"date":"2004-09-18T02:31:20","date_gmt":"2004-09-18T05:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=617"},"modified":"2004-09-18T02:31:20","modified_gmt":"2004-09-18T05:31:20","slug":"pop-tarts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=617","title":{"rendered":"Pop-Tarts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>J<\/span>ust a word of caution: do not attempt to heat a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wiktionary.org\/wiki\/Pop_Tart\">pop-tart<\/a> in a microwave for over 2 minutes. Don&#8217;t do it. There are other things you can do with those things: like making them <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.ca\/search?q=cache:EUPvl7mWbZMJ:www.sci.tamucc.edu\/~pmichaud\/toast\/+Pop+tarts&#038;hl=en\">light-up<\/a> and well, eat, I suppose.\n<\/p>\n<p>For the once that cannot wait to see what happens, eventually those things will smoke like hell. Mine did. And they get hard as a brick too. Imagine seven pop-tart <em>ninja<\/em> fighters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a word of caution: do not attempt to heat a pop-tart in a microwave for over 2 minutes. Don&#8217;t do it. There are other things you can do with those things: like making them light-up and well, eat, I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=617\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}