{"id":615,"date":"2004-09-12T19:21:55","date_gmt":"2004-09-12T22:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=615"},"modified":"2006-01-01T12:42:59","modified_gmt":"2006-01-01T16:42:59","slug":"what-does-god-need-with-a-starship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=615","title":{"rendered":"What does God need with a starship?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>T<\/span>he worst Star Trek <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"float:right;margin:5px\" alt=\"kirksays.jpg\" src=\".\/wp-content\/misc\/kirksays.jpg\" width=\"130\" height=\"78\" border=\"0\" \/> movie comes with the best line.  When confronted with an entity that is supposed to be a supreme being, Kirk poses the question and gets, well, beaten up by a lightning bolt. It&#8217;s hilarious and the only scene that makes the movie worth watching.\n<\/p>\n<p>Earlier this week, &#8216;Cellular&#8217; (starring Kim Basinger) was released. I wouldn&#8217;t be discussing that one here, if I hadn&#8217;t heard a CBC reporter literally making fun of the movie. It&#8217;s apparently that bad, and I guess you should have picked the movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/SHOWBIZ\/Movies\/09\/12\/box.office.reut\/index.html\">&#8216;Hero&#8217;<\/a> instead (well, if it plays in your nearest theater then, alright?).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The worst Star Trek movie comes with the best line. When confronted with an entity that is supposed to be a supreme being, Kirk poses the question and gets, well, beaten up by a lightning bolt. It&#8217;s hilarious and the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=615\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}