{"id":573,"date":"2004-06-02T21:56:02","date_gmt":"2004-06-03T00:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=573"},"modified":"2004-06-02T21:56:02","modified_gmt":"2004-06-03T00:56:02","slug":"bbbbirthday-cake-is-not-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=573","title":{"rendered":"Bbbbirthday cake is not on."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>I<\/span> came up with the best gift for my soon to be birthday. For my birthday, I told my wife, I want to have &#8216;world peace&#8217;.\n<\/p>\n<p>I hear world peace comes in different packages and different sizes. Sometimes  world peace comes by mail. I&#8217;ve seen world peace  being delivered by the cops, paper boy and the landlord. I don&#8217;t want that kind of world peace. I want real world peace, preferably with a piece of rationale, a slice of humanism and a fingertip of humour. I don&#8217;t want the peace that&#8217;s forced upon others for the good of others.  It&#8217;s my birthday, remember?\n<\/p>\n<p>A big slice of peace for 7.99 will do just fine. I wonder if they have this world piece over at Sobeys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came up with the best gift for my soon to be birthday. For my birthday, I told my wife, I want to have &#8216;world peace&#8217;. I hear world peace comes in different packages and different sizes. Sometimes world peace &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=573\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}