{"id":558,"date":"2004-05-16T20:42:37","date_gmt":"2004-05-16T23:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=558"},"modified":"2004-05-16T20:42:37","modified_gmt":"2004-05-16T23:42:37","slug":"the-phone-the-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=558","title":{"rendered":"The Phone, The Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>T<\/span>he phone rang this morning (names not  withheld, naturally, for more drama):\n<\/p>\n<p class=quote><strong>Me:<\/strong> Hello!?<br \/>\n<strong>Other Side:<\/strong> Hi, what are you guys up to nowadays<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Nothing really, thank you very much. Who&#8217;s calling?<br \/>\n<strong>Other Side:<\/strong> This is Mike, is Adrian there?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> I think you have the wrong number.<br \/>\n<strong>Other Side:<\/strong> Oh sorry, what number is this then?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Beats me, you dialed it, not me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The phone rang this morning (names not withheld, naturally, for more drama): Me: Hello!? Other Side: Hi, what are you guys up to nowadays Me: Nothing really, thank you very much. Who&#8217;s calling? Other Side: This is Mike, is Adrian &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=558\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}