{"id":537,"date":"2004-04-02T20:34:41","date_gmt":"2004-04-02T23:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=537"},"modified":"2004-04-02T20:34:41","modified_gmt":"2004-04-02T23:34:41","slug":"peaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"Peaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>I<\/span> can eat a whole tub of fruit yoghurt. You know the ones that they sell in your dairy section, for around 3 dollars. In 5 minutes. Preferably peaches. Peaches are good. Yoghurt is good. 750 grams of yoghurt and peaches.\n<\/p>\n<p>Eh? [insert sound of rewinding tape] <em>Grams<\/em>?\n<\/p>\n<p>Grams the tub says. <em>750 grams<\/em>. That&#8217;s not right. Liquids have a  volume. You measure them in mililiters. Solid materials have mass. The amount of a mass is measured in grams. Liquids, volume. Mass, grams.\n<\/p>\n<p>My head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can eat a whole tub of fruit yoghurt. You know the ones that they sell in your dairy section, for around 3 dollars. In 5 minutes. Preferably peaches. Peaches are good. Yoghurt is good. 750 grams of yoghurt and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=537\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}