{"id":439,"date":"2003-12-07T16:57:37","date_gmt":"2003-12-07T19:57:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=439"},"modified":"2003-12-07T16:57:37","modified_gmt":"2003-12-07T19:57:37","slug":"were-they-abducted-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"Were they abducted then?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>R<\/span>emember Clonaid, the Raelians, dr. Boisselier and baby-clone Eve? They haven&#8217;t been in the news lately and nobody ever has seen proof of the 5 cloned babies. Mark my words: next year they&#8217;ll announce another revolutionary technological advance, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisislondon.co.uk\/news\/articles\/7683425?source=Evening%20Standard\">on eternal youth<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p class=quote>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Cult chief Dr Brigitte Boisselier, 47, is set to reveal the details of the work at a conference in London next week. However, organisers, who say the cult used a false name to book their facilities, have now cancelled it.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>Beware of the Third Kind of Cloned-and-not-ageing-Babies. Before you know we need to launch our weather balloons to guard off those rodents eating babies. I&#8217;m going into resistance. Who&#8217;s with me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Clonaid, the Raelians, dr. Boisselier and baby-clone Eve? They haven&#8217;t been in the news lately and nobody ever has seen proof of the 5 cloned babies. Mark my words: next year they&#8217;ll announce another revolutionary technological advance, on eternal &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=439\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}