{"id":429,"date":"2003-11-29T21:07:13","date_gmt":"2003-11-30T00:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=429"},"modified":"2006-01-01T13:10:41","modified_gmt":"2006-01-01T17:10:41","slug":"bread-and-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=429","title":{"rendered":"Bread and butter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>T<\/span>alking about food:  <a href=\".\/wp-content\/misc\/big_formula.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"float:right;margin:5px\" alt=\"sm_formula.jpg\" src=\".\/wp-content\/misc\/sm_formula.jpg\" width=\"102\" height=\"76\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> researchers of the Leeds university (Great Britain) have found the formula for the <em><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/3248822.stm\">perfect piece of toast<\/a><\/em>. I do a bold prediction: by the year of 2123, every man will be able to create precious perfect toasts with the push of a button <sup>1<\/sup> because a smart business man, Bill Gates the 10th incorporated the following formula in his Windows 2123. (Click image to enlarge).\n<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, Amazon by that time will attempt to patent the formula (&#8216;Device or algorithm to create a crispy perfect toast&#8217;), but luckily they have to oppose a bunch of open source programmers led by Linus Junior Junior Junior Junior (and so forth) who manages to provide proof of   <a href=\"http:\/\/hoogervorst.dyndns.org\/~arthur\/weblog\/archives\/000801.html\">prior art<\/a> (Self recursive link to self).\n<\/p>\n<p>And then I woke up. Toast anyone?\n<\/p>\n<p><em><sup>1<\/sup> Slogan: &#8216;Push button crispy-buttered-toast power&#8217;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Talking about food: researchers of the Leeds university (Great Britain) have found the formula for the perfect piece of toast. I do a bold prediction: by the year of 2123, every man will be able to create precious perfect toasts &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=429\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}