{"id":222,"date":"2003-08-22T00:43:33","date_gmt":"2003-08-22T03:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=222"},"modified":"2003-08-22T00:43:33","modified_gmt":"2003-08-22T03:43:33","slug":"red-water-2003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"Red Water (2003)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Y<\/span>esterday, TBS (self proclaimed ‘Superchannel’) had their ‘original movie’ ‘Red Water’<\/a> on the programming. And trust me, it was bad.\n<\/p>\n

My wife and I started betting who would be killed in the movie and
\nwe were almost right. The guy with the beard didn’t get killed,
\nhowever, before he left the movie, I recall hearing him say the line
\n‘I’m out of here’. And he disappeared, just like that. Quite a
\nremarkable way to get yourself written out of a movie. <\/p>\n

Every B-movie has a B-movie-female-star, and in this case it was Kristy Swanson<\/a>. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, don’t bother. If it does, don’t bother either<\/a>.
\nBut anyways, her acting was so convincing, that I for one, now truly
\nbelieve that blondes can only yell, scream and kiss when confronted
\nwith evildoers, plastic sharks and ex-hubbies. Naturally (for
\nHollywood), being able to play a scientist is a bonus<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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