{"id":178,"date":"1996-10-14T12:51:28","date_gmt":"1996-10-14T15:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=178"},"modified":"1996-10-14T12:51:28","modified_gmt":"1996-10-14T15:51:28","slug":"hymn-to-the-news-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"Hymn to the News [3]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>A<\/span>lmighty News, source of information,<br \/>\nwe have deviated from you and the subject<br \/>\nin words and threads and mail.<br \/>\nthrough negligence, through weakness,<br \/>\nthrough our own deliberate tests.<br \/>\nWe are truly sorry<br \/>\nand repent all our scams.<br \/>\nFor the sake of the fruit of News,<br \/>\n Originality, who was killed by our hands.<br \/>\nForgive us our past;<br \/>\nand grant that our servers give<br \/>\nyou more news in life.<br \/>\nTo the glory of your Name.<\/p>\n<p><p>\nAmen.\n<\/p>\n<p><em>Originally posted in Wundee<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Almighty News, source of information, we have deviated from you and the subject in words and threads and mail. through negligence, through weakness, through our own deliberate tests. We are truly sorry and repent all our scams. For the sake &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=178\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}