{"id":177,"date":"1996-10-13T12:45:30","date_gmt":"1996-10-13T15:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=177"},"modified":"1996-10-13T12:45:30","modified_gmt":"1996-10-13T15:45:30","slug":"hymn-to-the-news-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=177","title":{"rendered":"Hymn to the News [2]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>I<\/span>n the beginning there was News,<br \/>\nToday is News,<br \/>\nTomorrow will be News,<br \/>\nWho can make an image of News?<br \/>\nHe has a body. He has a head.<br \/>\nHe has an ID and a subject.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll draw you some News!<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re the words that come out of your mouth!<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re the sentences, easily punning your eyes!<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re the articles, posted straight in your brains!<br \/>\nAnd Those verbs! They&#8217;re no more,<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re past and present, <br \/>\nAnd they still live!<br \/>\nSo is News.<\/p>\n<p>Amen\n<\/p>\n<p><em>Originally posted in Wundee<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the beginning there was News, Today is News, Tomorrow will be News, Who can make an image of News? He has a body. He has a head. He has an ID and a subject. I&#8217;ll draw you some News! &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=177\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}