{"id":176,"date":"1996-09-30T12:38:58","date_gmt":"1996-09-30T15:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=176"},"modified":"1996-09-30T12:38:58","modified_gmt":"1996-09-30T15:38:58","slug":"hymn-to-the-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=176","title":{"rendered":"Hymn to the news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=dropcap>B<\/span>lessed be you, newsgroup, threads and articles:<\/p>\n<p align=right> you who yield only to crosspostings,<br \/>\n you who force us to make news if we would read<\/p>\n<p>Blessed be you, newbie, spammer and schemer,<\/p>\n<p align=right> you who unless we fence around, will devour us.<\/p>\n<p>Blessed be you, contributor: Odean and Wundean,<\/p>\n<p align=right> you who, by constantly shattering our mental<br \/>\n categories, forces me to go even further and<br \/>\n further in my pursuit for creation.<\/p>\n<p>Blessed be you, Cyberspace, Information HighWay,<br \/>\nLong March To Informality.<\/p>\n<p align=right> you who by overflowing and dissolving our narrow<br \/>\n shimmering chest on our desks reveal to us the<br \/>\n dimensions of Originality. <\/p>\n<p>Amen.\n<\/p>\n<p><em>Originally posted in Wundee<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blessed be you, newsgroup, threads and articles: you who yield only to crosspostings, you who force us to make news if we would read Blessed be you, newbie, spammer and schemer, you who unless we fence around, will devour us. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=176\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}