{"id":153,"date":"2005-06-22T18:28:13","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T21:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=153"},"modified":"2005-06-24T20:00:12","modified_gmt":"2005-06-24T23:00:12","slug":"java-epuiqed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":"Java eppuiqed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">M<\/span>y<a href=\".\/wp-content\/java_equipped.jpg\"><img style=\"float:right;margin:5px\" src='.\/wp-content\/thumb-java_equipped.jpg' alt='Java Equipped' \/><\/a> old cell phone&#8217;s (Motorola) battery died [not holding its charge], so I ended up getting an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comparecellular.com\/compare_phones_details.asp?PhoneID=327&#038;c=10\">LG 4015<\/a> instead (&#8220;Cha-ching! you have 85 dollars less on your account! Great doing business!&#8221;).\n<\/p>\n<p>It has the capability of showing 65,000 colours, which are 64,999 colours too many. It comes with a <em>quite<\/em> impressive sounding 40 polyphone music synth. I took the freedom to upload an mp3 sample of what it sounds like (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/wp-content\/LG49Polypot.mp3\">mp3<\/a>). If it was possible  (it isn&#8217;t) you could have a complete orchestra playing your favourite tune. And that&#8217;s it. <em>Eh.<\/em> That&#8217;s it?\n<\/p>\n<p>And. It has Java. That&#8217;s where the band stopped playing the music and a long silence preluded the flood of curses afterwards. No wonder why the phone has all the basic features, which is in one way good (a phone is a phone) but makes the inner-computer-programmer-self-me cringe the toes: <em>Java, isn&#8217;t that bloat?<\/em>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My old cell phone&#8217;s (Motorola) battery died [not holding its charge], so I ended up getting an LG 4015 instead (&#8220;Cha-ching! you have 85 dollars less on your account! Great doing business!&#8221;). It has the capability of showing 65,000 colours, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=153\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}