{"id":127,"date":"2005-05-26T19:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-26T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=127"},"modified":"2005-05-26T22:18:21","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T01:18:21","slug":"a-message-to-dutch-readers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"A message to Dutch readers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">Y<\/span>ou have probably heard of the phenomenon that is Paris Hilton. Guess what, fellow citizens: there&#8217;s a movie out starring the same particular person. It is showing in your nearest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nu.nl\/rubriek.jsp?n=127&#038;c=71\">&#8216;film theater&#8217;<\/a> (heh, I speak Dutch very good).\n<\/p>\n<p>DO NOT GO TO THAT MOVIE. YOU WILL REGRET IT. YOU WILL CONFUSE THE CITY OF PARIS WITH THE OTHER PARIS. NOT TO MENTION THAT PARIS IS REALLY A BOY&#8217;s NAME. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.\n<\/p>\n<p><small>The small print: I haven&#8217;t seen this movie myself. I <strike>don&#8217;t<\/strike> hardly go to movie theaters. And everything I say, you should take for granted. Really.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have probably heard of the phenomenon that is Paris Hilton. Guess what, fellow citizens: there&#8217;s a movie out starring the same particular person. It is showing in your nearest &#8216;film theater&#8217; (heh, I speak Dutch very good). DO NOT &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=127\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}