{"id":1254,"date":"2006-09-11T22:11:44","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T01:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2006-12-11T23:12:44","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T03:12:44","slug":"you-asked-are-crystal-and-joyce-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1254","title":{"rendered":"You asked: Are Crystal and Joyce twins?"},"content":{"rendered":"

T<\/span>he last question for today: ‘Are Crystal and Joyce twins?’.\n<\/p>\n

I’m pretty sure you weren’t joking when you typed that question into Google, and since I treat all your questions with the same logic I apply to programming projects, here’s my answer:\n<\/p>\n

I honestly don’t know<\/em>. I don’t know either person. If you’re too shy to ask them, here’s a hint: twins are generally evil. They don’t care if somebody asks them if they’re twins: they plainly get tired of answering the same question over and over. However, twins respond quite well to surreal humour, after all, it’s a surreal accident that put them in the situation of being twins1<\/sup>. I bet if you ask them if they’re triplets, they’ll laugh and admit that they’re actually twins2<\/sup>.\n<\/p>\n

As a sidenote: most likely you ended up on this page<\/a> if you searched for the above words.<\/p>\n

1<\/sup> Note: twins generally don’t come with a warranty, so you can’t trade them for other kids.
\n2<\/sup> I have this theory that kids (nowadays) are actually all made in China<\/em>: they last less longer during schooldays and above all, they literally look so mass produced that I can’t tell them apart. They all look the same! Back in the 70s, at least kids were home-made. Uh. So they say. And in the 50s, kids were made by storks. If you were born in the 60s, well, you’re out of luck: you probably came from outer-space.
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