{"id":1251,"date":"2006-09-11T20:14:09","date_gmt":"2006-09-11T23:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2006-09-11T20:14:09","modified_gmt":"2006-09-11T23:14:09","slug":"automated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1251","title":{"rendered":"Automated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">W<\/span>hile I can&#8217;t stand telemarketeers, the worst kind of telemarketing types are the &#8216;automated ones&#8217;: you know the one that starts with telling you &#8216;how sorry they are calling at this inconvenient time&#8217; and then tell you to &#8216;press 1 or 2 to find out what deals they have for you&#8217;.\n<\/p>\n<p>I mean, how dare they? What&#8217;s the point? I&#8217;d like to talk to real people and tell them &#8216;No thank you very much&#8217;. I&#8217;d like to say &#8216;No not now&#8217; and slam the phone. I mean, that&#8217;s at least my right <em>if you call me<\/em> and I decide that I really don&#8217;t appreciate your message, advertisement or &#8216;grand deal&#8217; because not only you called at an inconvenient time: Also because your grand deal is shoved and pushed on me.\n<\/p>\n<p>And you know what? If you send an automated message, I&#8217;ll start ignoring your stores right off the bat. You&#8217;re first, Leon&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I can&#8217;t stand telemarketeers, the worst kind of telemarketing types are the &#8216;automated ones&#8217;: you know the one that starts with telling you &#8216;how sorry they are calling at this inconvenient time&#8217; and then tell you to &#8216;press 1 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1251\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}