{"id":1232,"date":"2006-09-01T11:16:28","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T14:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2006-09-01T12:41:46","modified_gmt":"2006-09-01T15:41:46","slug":"rocks-and-apples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1232","title":{"rendered":"Rocks and Apples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Donuts<\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>2 hands of milk, approximately the size of adult hands\n<\/li>\n<li>1 gravel sized yeast. The size of your pink finger&#8217;s nail will do.\n<\/li>\n<li>1 rock size amount of Flour. Find a good size (medium) rock in your yard.\n<\/li>\n<li>1\/2 rock size of sugar.\n<\/li>\n<li>1\/3 CD case of oil (full-sized jewel case only!)\n<\/li>\n<li>2 beaten eggs\n<\/li>\n<li>1\/4 gravel sized salt.\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mix thoroughly. Set in warm place to rise. Kneed. Take dough onto a floured board and roll out in a plaque as thick as your ring finger (do not use your thumb, for the obvious reason that you can seriously hurt it!). Cut rounds (the size of a cup will do). Allow to rise again, for 1\/1000 th of moon cycle (approximately less than an hour GMT + 1). Bake donuts in &#8216;ouch-really-hot-hot&#8217; oil. The oil should be hot enough that it burns your finger but not yet as much that you have to call 911. It might be a good idea to have your phone handy: figuring out the temperature of oil takes lot of practice and pain. Donuts are freezable for up to 12 Moon cycles.\n<\/p>\n<p>Note: recipe is perfectly scalable. To make twice the amount of donuts, consider using 4 hands of milk (which equates to 12 child size hands!). ENJOY!\n<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong>: I&#8217;ve been told that jewel cases, because of their nature and how they are produced, leak and are in fact not heat resistant. Listen: DO NOT HEAT OIL IN A PLASTIC JEWEL CASE. JUST USE IT AS FRIGGING MEASURING UNIT! Thanks for understanding.\n<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 2<\/strong>: &#8220;Yes, but it&#8217;s still leaking  !!?&#8221; &#8211; Hey, buddy: you should always use the Jewel cases that are made in <em>the US<\/em>. The ones made in China, they leak!\n<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 3<\/strong>: &#8220;How can I tell the difference between US and China made CD jewel cases?&#8221; &#8211; By God. Then just use something else as a measuring thing, as long as the amount that fits in there is approximately the size of a CD fricking Jewel fricking case. We&#8217;re not talking about metric units here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donuts 2 hands of milk, approximately the size of adult hands 1 gravel sized yeast. The size of your pink finger&#8217;s nail will do. 1 rock size amount of Flour. Find a good size (medium) rock in your yard. 1\/2 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1232\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}