{"id":1161,"date":"2006-07-19T23:21:55","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T02:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2006-07-20T07:16:37","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T10:16:37","slug":"massage-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1161","title":{"rendered":"Massage. No."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">S<\/span>o, you&#8217;re the <a id=\"p1160\" rel=\"attachment\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?attachment_id=1160\" title=\"Ouch.\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/merkel_massage_ugh.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Ouch.\" \/><\/a>president of the mightiest and wealthiest country in the world and you attend the industrial world&#8217;s most important gathering. Seven men and one woman. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2006\/07\/19\/MNG3HK1MDI1.DTL&#038;feed=rss.news\">What do you do<\/a>?\n<\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: upper-alpha;\">\n<li>You have a jolly good time.\n<\/li>\n<li>You wave at the camera.\n<\/li>\n<li>You pretend that you discuss important matters.\n<\/li>\n<li>You show leadership by massaging the only female person in the group.\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That is pretty shocking indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, you&#8217;re the president of the mightiest and wealthiest country in the world and you attend the industrial world&#8217;s most important gathering. Seven men and one woman. What do you do? You have a jolly good time. You wave at &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1161\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}