{"id":1098,"date":"2006-05-29T21:08:20","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T00:08:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1098"},"modified":"2006-05-29T21:09:01","modified_gmt":"2006-05-30T00:09:01","slug":"spin-that-doc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1098","title":{"rendered":"Spin that, Doc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">I<\/span>n preparation for the day before, the following emergency plan to keep me as &#8216;fasting&#8217; as possible: I&#8217;m not allowed to eat anything <em>before<\/em> 6 PM because after that it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.ca\/search?q=Pico+Salax%2Bcolonoscopy\">PicoSalax time<\/a>. Hey, what can be worse than trying to stuff yourself up a couple hours before the deadline with a truly Canadian meal called <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kraft_Dinner\">&#8216;KD&#8217;<\/a>. You only &#8216;need water and a microwave&#8217;, things that are available on the workplace. &#8216;Now with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kraftcanada.com\/en\/ProductsPromotions\/J-L\/KDMakeitintheMicrowave.htm\">microwave instructions<\/a> available on-line only&#8217;!\n<\/p>\n<p>Inspired by Alfons&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/hoogervorst.dyndns.org\/~alfons\/wordpress\/?p=296\">purchase<\/a> a couple of days ago, I decided to check out the local computer hardware grocerychain to find out that <em>most<\/em> notebooks magically had disappeared from the shelves and were out of stock. I was informed that in 3 to 4 weeks, computer makers are sending out their new line of laptops <em>just<\/em> in time for the new school season. So, now you know too.\n<\/p>\n<p>Hot weather has arrived, once again, and now it&#8217;s a good time to get rid of your dandelions before they start to bloom again later on this year. You go. Burn them all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In preparation for the day before, the following emergency plan to keep me as &#8216;fasting&#8217; as possible: I&#8217;m not allowed to eat anything before 6 PM because after that it&#8217;s PicoSalax time. Hey, what can be worse than trying to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1098\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}