{"id":1037,"date":"2006-04-07T19:43:19","date_gmt":"2006-04-07T23:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1037"},"modified":"2006-04-07T19:44:16","modified_gmt":"2006-04-07T23:44:16","slug":"red-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1037","title":{"rendered":"Red Green"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcap\">W<\/span>hile I&#8217;ve slowly mastered the humour in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=889\">Canadian Air Farce<\/a> (according to Citizen and Imigration Canada, it takes the average foreigner over 4 to 5 years to understand Canadian humour [more on that later, I hope]), I cannot grasp <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/redgreen\/\">The Red Green Show<\/a>&#8216;s funnies and jokes. Let me say it like this: even Dutch jokes are funnier (<a href=\"http:\/\/midwestvaluespac.org\/blog\/156\/an-evening-with-ann-coulter-with-full-speech\">Quote from Al Franken<\/a>):\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">You can have freedom without jokes, as has been proven by the Dutch and the Swiss.\n<\/p>\n<p>So, today I heard that today will also mark the start of the final season of the Red Green Show and for a moment I thought about Flemish fries and Dutch mayonaise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;ve slowly mastered the humour in Canadian Air Farce (according to Citizen and Imigration Canada, it takes the average foreigner over 4 to 5 years to understand Canadian humour [more on that later, I hope]), I cannot grasp The &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?p=1037\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}