{"id":1160,"date":"2006-07-19T23:14:43","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T02:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/merkel_massage_ugh.jpg"},"modified":"2006-07-19T23:14:43","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T02:14:43","slug":"ouch","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/?attachment_id=1160","title":{"rendered":"Ouch."},"author":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/merkel_massage_ugh.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"74\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/merkel_massage_ugh.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No massage for Merkel, that is.<\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>No massage for Merkel, that is.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":580,"height":144,"hwstring_small":"height='31' width='128'","file":"\/home\/.laodamas\/stumbit\/hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/merkel_massage_ugh.jpg","thumb":"merkel_massage_ugh.thumbnail.jpg","sizes":{}},"post":1161,"source_url":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/merkel_massage_ugh.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1160"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hoogervorst.ca\/arthur\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1160"}]}}